The impossible choice

[sexyryanthehotmyan]

Duncan! come over here! It is time for your right of passage.


Yes? What is it Poetry Steve?


It is time for your passage though the gates of childhood, and into the responsiblitys and duties of a man! Lo and behold. It wont be an easy task. It will be fraught with danger and troubles and tests and rubles, but I belive I have raised you right.

Now go forth my young apprentice and enter the mountain of trails!
"Indeed I will master Poet"

A man appears before me, what does he say? What will he do?

"Ah welcome to fire mountain young man. Here we raise goats and feed the oats. Are you here to buy our milk, rubys and/or silk?

Suddenly an apperition!!!!

"LOOK OUT DUNCAN!!!! HE IS A DEMON IN DISGUISE, DO NOT TRUST HIS TRICKERY. THIS IS THE FIRST TEST OF THE MOUNTAIN!!!!"

EAT MY LEAD DEMON SKUM!!!!!!

ARAARE AREARAERE!!!!! YOU HAVE DEVISED MY ILLUSION MORTAL! BUT IT WILL BE THE LAST MISTAKE YOU MAKE!!!


NOT TODAY DEMON SCUM. FEEL THE WRATH OF NECROLOGIST EXCALIBER! THE AXE OF FOUR GREAT ANCESTORS! TO BRING TOGETHER THE SLAB OF ODIN! FOR THE CHILDREN OF THE DEAD AND THE PARENTS OF THE LIVING!

I SMITE THE!!!!!!!

Chippy chop! chippy chop!

AUGH YOU HAVE KILLED ME!!!! BUT MORE TRICKS LIE AHEAD. YOU WONT LAST LONG YOUNG DUNCAN!!!

To be continued?

[fawesomebeans]

I was so enthaled for reading the piece of masterfull ness

[sexyryanthehotmyan]

Chapter 2:Snake on the water

"Howdy pardners! Yall ready for another episode of The Impossible choice?"


Audience: YEAHHHHH!!
Someguy: no!
*gunshot*

"Alridey then, last we left off duncan had just completed his first trial on the path ta manhood, but as he nears fire mountain pass, he comes across a strange structure in them thar hills."

"For sooth! ye olde inn! And just in time, as my feet have been worn from this arduous trek!"

Inside ye olde inn...

"welcome stranger, to our small inn! The room is free for brave men such as yourself!"


(Duncan thinking to himself: Hmmm, but nothing in this world is free... Could this be a trap? On the other hand this man looks so kind... and my feet are aching... Ill take the offer!)

"Thank you kind sir. I will take the room"

(Evil Laugh)
Very well... Right this way...

And so the night passes as though a dream, and duncan gets the sleep he so very much needs. But in the morning something is amis!

"Ah what a nice rest, now on to fire mountain!"

But as Duncan reaches for his belt...

"BY GOD, WHERE IS THE NECROLOGISTS EXCALIBER!!!"

"I have been a fool! For I should have known that nothing is free! I must see to this at once!"

In the lobby...

"What hast thou done with my Necrologists excaliber you vile man!"


I have decived you fool! You should have known better! Now I have the Necrologists Excaliber! And you are but helpless before me now!

But then duncan laughs...

"What are you laughing about?"

Heh heh heh. You may have the Necrologists excaliber but it is useless in the hands of evil. You might as well be fighting me with a bannana!



Insolent creature! Prepare to die!

WOSH!

But the axe bounces harmlessly off of Duncans skin.

"Arg! What is this trickery!"

"Ah ha ha. Fool, you should have made a back up plan! For while I may not have necrologist excaliber, that good rest has made my feet as good as new!"

"NOW DIE!"

KICK!

"No! I cant be defeated! No No Nooooooooooo!"
*melt*


"Ugh. That was a tough fight, but there is no time to rest. I must continue on my quest!"

To be continued?

[matthew]

it better be continued! This is wonderbar

[fawesomebeans]

omgomgomg

[sexyryanthehotmyan]

Chapter IIV: The Lowliest common denominator



What it do pardners. It's time for another episode of Duncans roundup!

Somewhere in the fire mountain chain...

What strange weather...

For sooth! A castle! But how queer...

The walls are motionless. And I hear no revelry coming from the courtyard, it is as though the whole castle is asunder!

SUDDENLY A COMOTION!

Ello dere. Who is you?

Children? Where are your parents?

Oy. We taint got none. We had a father we did, but one day he went and get some wood from dead mans fowest but he never returned no he ident.

Hmm. Sounds suspicious!

Wait mister. You shudent go in da woods! It's a terrible place! But if ya insists, take dis wit ya.

Good luck sirah!

Dead mans forest... A place so vile not even demons go there...

SHADOWS IN THE DARKNESS!!!!!
*wosh* *wosh* *wosh!*

OH HO HO! WHO HATES HIM LIFE SO MUCH HE STEP HIM FOOT IN MY DOMAIN?



Reveal yourself foul monster!

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!!!!!!

hello there!

BY ODINS RAZOR! WHAT SIGHTS BEFOUL MY VISION!!!!

BE GONE!

WOSH!

But there is no effect!

"WHY?! I DONT UNDERSTAND!"

OH HO HO! YOU KNOW DA NECROLOGIST EXCALIBER IS WORTHLESS IN THE HANDS OF EVIL!


It cannot be!




Could this be the end of Duncan?

[fawesomebeans]

[matthew]

I love this.

[julia]

what a TWIST

[sexyryanthehotmyan]

FOOL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY RAZOR BONES ATTACK!

*Shink* *shink* *shink*

Ugh. This cant be good...

Chapter 3: Part 2: Monkey see, monkey kill

(Inner thoughts: It looks as though just by being in this vile creatures presance I have become evil... I need to figure out more...)

Ducan used SCAN!

*beep* *boop* *beep* *boop*

STATUS REQUIREMENTS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
NAME: HORRIBLE RAPIST
HP: 98/98
SPECIAL ATTACK: THE CLAWS OF THE TIGER
EXTRA LEVEL: LEVEL 49
WEAKNESSES: THE OLMIGTHY OLSICLE
OTHER POINTS OF INTEREST: GET YO ASS OUT OF THERE, HE'S TOO POWERFULL!!!

(more thinking: Damn. He's too powerful! But he has a weakness... What could the olmighty olsikle be?)

WHAT IS THIS FOOL WHO SITS HIM ASS ON THE FLOOR AND WAITS TO DIE? NO PROBLEM, IT MAKES ME LIFE EVEN EASIER!

CLAWS OF THE TIGER!

*REEEEAAAAAWWWWW!*

(inner monolounge: Ugh I cant take much more of this. I better think fast!... WAIT! That Item the children gave me! Could it be?!)

Only one way to find out...

THROW!!!

AUGH! MY ONE AND ONLY WEAKNESS! AUGHRAHRAHRAH!!! OH NO! OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!
*bleh*



Good... Now to find that...

SUDDENLY A CAGE FALLS DOWN AND BREAKS AND THERE IS A MAN IN IT!

Ugh! Thanks for saving me. But tell me. Please. Are my children ok?


Their fine, and waiting back at the castle. Why did you go to these horrible woods? Not all the wood in the world is worth going to such a vile place!


It's a long story. Let's first get out of here and back to the castle we can talk about it there.

Back at the castle...


DADDY YOU CAME BACK YA DID! I THOUGHT WE WOULD NEVAH SEE YOU AGAIN! *cry*

It's all going to be ok. Ill never go back to those woods again. We can finally live in peace.

Thank you again stranger. I thought I would never see my kids again!


But that still does not explain why you went to such a horrible place. What were you thinking?


Ah right. That. Dead mans forest was a happy place once. But when the HORRIBLE RAPIST appeared everything went to hell. He jumped on my window one night and threatened to eat my children.

So that night I decided to go and kill him myself. I told my children I was going to get wood so they wont worry.

But when I arived he was already expecting me. I quickly reached for my belt but...

I had forgotten the olmighty olsicle back at home! Im such an idiot!
*wall punch*
I left my children behind by themselves and forgot the olsicle! I knew there was no hope. I fought as hard as I could but he was too powerful. He captured me and tortured me for days. And then you showed up...

I just want to put this behind me. Thank you again stranger, you can keep the olmighty osicle for youself, I never want to see it again. May it be of more use to you then it was to me.


Thank you. I will carry it with pride.

THANKS AGAIN MISTER! GOOD LUCK ON YOUR JOURNEY!

And so they all waved goodbye as Duncan left to continue on his quest... but what horrors could await duncan deeper in the fire mountain chain?

Heh heh... guess you're gonna have to wait till next time ta find out!


To be continued?

[fawesomebeans]

you should write books

[matthew]

This should be made into a game, or a porno.

For some reason, *Wall Punch* made me laugh really hard.

[fawesomebeans]

This should be made into a porn game

[sexyryanthehotmyan]

Step B2: A new hope

Ever since I was a small boy I've wanted to play the flute...

*woom wadda woom wadda woom*

I learned all the frets and came to class every day.

They beat the flute into my head. Every day it was the notes. Do Re Me Fa So La Te Do. The seven sylables 1A 2ED 5TRE... the flutsits code... Etceterta and etcetera.

"FRANKIE YOU GOTTA LEARN THE FRETS"

IM TRYING THE BEST I CAN TEACHER! LISTEN!!!

*fru lu lu!*

YOU PEICE OF SHIT LEARN TO PLAY THE FLUTE!

*hrrrr shik!*


I was a fine tuned fluting machine... No one played better then me... I even defeated flute master one day. He was a joke.

I remember it like it was yesterday...

FRANKIE PUT THAT FLUTE DOWN! THIS ISENT RIGHT! THOSE KIDS NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!

SHUT UP YOU! I WILL BLOW YOU DOWN OLD MAN. ILL PLAY YOU LIKE A DRUM YOU SMUG SON OF BITCH! SAY ANOTHER WORD MOTHER FUCKER. SAY IT!

FRANKIE Don---

*woom wadda*

AUGH FRAKIE YA KILLED ME! GOD WHY? YOU WERE MY BEST PUPIL! WHY?

*wadda wadda woom*

AUGH AUGAUGAUGAUSG!!!!

*woom* *woom* *woom*

AUGH YOU SANK MY BATTLE SHIP!

...



There is only room for one flutist on this mountain...

That's me...

*wadda* *wadda* *woom*

to be continued?

[matthew]

I actually refresh the forum just to read these.