FOOL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY RAZOR BONES ATTACK!
*Shink* *shink* *shink*
Ugh. This cant be good...
Chapter 3: Part 2: Monkey see, monkey kill
(Inner thoughts: It looks as though just by being in this vile creatures presance I have become evil... I need to figure out more...)
Ducan used SCAN!
*beep* *boop* *beep* *boop*
STATUS REQUIREMENTS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
NAME: HORRIBLE RAPIST
HP: 98/98
SPECIAL ATTACK: THE CLAWS OF THE TIGER
EXTRA LEVEL: LEVEL 49
WEAKNESSES: THE OLMIGTHY OLSICLE
OTHER POINTS OF INTEREST: GET YO ASS OUT OF THERE, HE'S TOO POWERFULL!!!
(more thinking: Damn. He's too powerful! But he has a weakness... What could the olmighty olsikle be?)
WHAT IS THIS FOOL WHO SITS HIM ASS ON THE FLOOR AND WAITS TO DIE? NO PROBLEM, IT MAKES ME LIFE EVEN EASIER!
CLAWS OF THE TIGER!
*REEEEAAAAAWWWWW!*
(inner monolounge: Ugh I cant take much more of this. I better think fast!... WAIT! That Item the children gave me! Could it be?!)
Only one way to find out...
THROW!!!
AUGH! MY ONE AND ONLY WEAKNESS! AUGHRAHRAHRAH!!! OH NO! OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!
*bleh*
Good... Now to find that...
SUDDENLY A CAGE FALLS DOWN AND BREAKS AND THERE IS A MAN IN IT!
Ugh! Thanks for saving me. But tell me. Please. Are my children ok?
Their fine, and waiting back at the castle. Why did you go to these horrible woods? Not all the wood in the world is worth going to such a vile place!
It's a long story. Let's first get out of here and back to the castle we can talk about it there.
Back at the castle...
DADDY YOU CAME BACK YA DID! I THOUGHT WE WOULD NEVAH SEE YOU AGAIN! *cry*
It's all going to be ok. Ill never go back to those woods again. We can finally live in peace.
Thank you again stranger. I thought I would never see my kids again!
But that still does not explain why you went to such a horrible place. What were you thinking?
Ah right. That. Dead mans forest was a happy place once. But when the HORRIBLE RAPIST appeared everything went to hell. He jumped on my window one night and threatened to eat my children.
So that night I decided to go and kill him myself. I told my children I was going to get wood so they wont worry.
But when I arived he was already expecting me. I quickly reached for my belt but...
I had forgotten the olmighty olsicle back at home! Im such an idiot!
*wall punch*
I left my children behind by themselves and forgot the olsicle! I knew there was no hope. I fought as hard as I could but he was too powerful. He captured me and tortured me for days. And then you showed up...
I just want to put this behind me. Thank you again stranger, you can keep the olmighty osicle for youself, I never want to see it again. May it be of more use to you then it was to me.
Thank you. I will carry it with pride.
THANKS AGAIN MISTER! GOOD LUCK ON YOUR JOURNEY!
And so they all waved goodbye as Duncan left to continue on his quest... but what horrors could await duncan deeper in the fire mountain chain?
Heh heh... guess you're gonna have to wait till next time ta find out!
To be continued?