my farts smell like rice

[sexyryanthehotmyan]

HELP ME DOCTOR!

WHAT SHALL I DO?

I SHOVED A DOG IN MY ASS!

AND I NEED TO POO!


...


NOW LISTEN HERE SON

I HAVE A CURE FOR YOU...

TAKE THESE PILLS

A VITAMIN OR TWO

EAT A GOOD DIET

AND IM SURE YOU'LL PULL THROUGH.


...


DOCTOR DOCTOR.


MY ASS IS ON FIRE.


I DID ALL YOU ASKED


YOU FAT FUCKING LIAR.


???


THIS CALLS FOR SURGURY

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

GET YOUR ASS ON THAT TABLE

YOU GAY MAN-COW


!*%?


DOCTOR THANK YOU

I WAS IN A RUTT

NOW AS PAYMENT

IM GONNA SHOVE YOU UP MY BUTT

!!!

THE END

[fawesomebeans]

DOCTOR DOCTOR I HAVE AIDS



HA

[matthew]

lol doctors are dumb !!